Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.
They're making a sequel to 300 starring Chuck Norris. Its called 1
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
